Nunquam Terra : Veni, Vidi, Fugit



Nunquam Terra Book a satirical book *


Pocket size - 10,8 x 17,5 cm.
50 pages of succulent stories +
some badly reproduced photographs.

Includes trustworthy statistical and historical data
vs. popular beliefs and hilarious legends.


topics covered :

tales of Alice-in-Wonderland politics;
soccermania gone wild; greatness of spiritual idleness;
empowerment from abroad; couch athletics;
Sorry-for-talking-while-you-were-trying-to-interrupt;
how to write a letter to a Mister doctor professor;
online newspapers' readers comments;
the noise of empty; seamen and sirens;
euro hero; Moody's trashmail, Shawshank corruption and...
rusty society telling it like it isn't.



Important notice :
this book does not contain any codfish recipes.


14 €

laughs guaranteed or no money back !

Coming soon to a website near you.
(available early december on Lulu.com)
* but true.  




Excerpt :


"(...) the Chinese people, who were brought into the modern world by Portuguese navigators..."

- Words from a portuguese university professor in a well known portuguese newspaper on August 6, 2012



Reviews :


"Probably the only book you'll need while visiting Portugal !"
- fictional futuristic NYT review

"Three thumbs up !" - me

"yeah, we're the best !" - the Portuguese





Pre-order now for only 12 €






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